Holiday Season
March horoscopes and predictions for what comes next
We’re approaching my favorite time of year, as the spring yields rebirth and a rush of life. It was a delight to write horoscopes for March, and to talk about the slew of holidays heading our way: Nowruz, Ramadan, Purim, Liberalia, Holi, Easter and beyond. May this writing be a beacon towards bright and vivid days to come.
My only dream for Purim this year has been to go as Spider-Man, and, fortunately, my stepmom happened to have a costume lying around, fit for a tween boy. My ass will split the fabric to the point of no return as I read the Megillah and recount the story of the chic semite queen Esther, who used feminine charm and a little espionage to secure our liberation in the face of annihilation. As for the other nights, maybe I’ll go as Zeus? The priority here is that I’m hot. That’s actually always the priority.
Let me share, with great gusto, this trend-forecasting interview I did with the hosts of Club Cosmos Radio — Maliea Croy and Kristen Stegemoeller. It’s truly one of my favorites, and helped me realize that the age of fame addiction is over, that the new Slayers and Spice Girls are upon us.
I showed my hot boyfriend Dune I last night. I feel so relieved to be in a different place than I was in 2021, then so vulnerable to messianic imagery and visions of salvation. I can’t wait for pt II, and, more than anything, I’m happy to more and more feel like a secure and contained human being, and not an open vessel for all currents of consciousness. Anyway, here’s my Dune astrology write-up, and my Dune-heavy Pisces explainer.
Speaking of Arrakis, I’m still rambling on about the desert rave which changed everything, on the night of October 6, just miles from where Dune was filmed. It didn’t necessarily end well, but we can look back on the good parts and laugh. They just released some of the sets. As the Boys Noize remix of “Venus” comes on (below), imagine me practicing Qi Gong on the dancefloor, blasting electricity out of my fingertips, praising Aphrodite and welcoming the embrace of her latest, stacked piece of ass. Worship of the gods can be dangerous, but one cannot say it’s without decadence!
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As ever, I should remind you: that means the nightmare is over. The sun is risen. Now let’s dance.
Ever,
David
