June Horoscopes

(and new summer deals)

Mercury retrograde continues. Beyond the insanity of social devolution, there is the added fog of disillusionment and ambivalence. I feel like I’m not of service to the big picture, and don’t know where to start.

I’ve largely been taking it up to the gods and higher powers, reading Rabbi Brous’s political call to actions, and watching my friend Dexter’s new music video. I’ve been swimming in the sea every day, and made it to the sandbar, where I sat and looked beyond, longingly, like Princess Ariel.

Anyways, here are my horoscopes for June, via NYLON. As always, I recommend reading for your rising sign, rather than your sun sign. But do whatever you want with your life.

READINGS: Now that summer is upon us, I’ve lowered all my rates for astrology and tarot readings and gift certificates. Hit up the new prices here, and use the discount JUNEDEAL before 6/3/2022 for 10% off.

PODCAST: If you’re into this sort of thing, I’ve got a fresh new podcast episode that’s pure ramblings, including: Nicole Kidman’s Gemini elements; Bros; She-Hulk; Inglorious Basterds; and thoughts on the Amber Heard backlash (and I highly recommend this Atlantic piece on the subject). Available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and beyond.

Ever and forever,

David Odyssey